The Bitch, the Buttocks, and the Baboons! UK News Review.

The Bitch, the Buttocks, and the Baboons! UK News Review.
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Well Darlings,The hot weather stayed for another week, I see. Blackpool has sweltered in the heat, and a walk along the prom must have reminded many locals of: "the good old days" when they saw the crowded beaches with so many kids making sandcastles and people splashing about in the sea. The sun has certainly enhanced some of the sights to be seen around the resort too, as thousands of gorgeous hunks and cuties have been parading around the town in clothing leaving little to the imagination.Unfortunately all this good weather has been a bit of a two-edged sword: we have also been obliged to witness far too many of those with chip-butty bellies and buttocks (US: lardarses) waddling about the place. That which may have had you wary as it struggled and fought under the straining denim jeans, now exposed can be positively terrifying, believe me! Nevertheless, with global warming, and changing climates, such hot weather might soon become more common - and we might be grateful for that shade one day! There's one or two I've got my eye on already for if the sun becomes too unbearable. Strategically placed, I'm quite confident a full solar eclipse could be achieved!Political correctness? Sweeties, that went out the window the instant those buttocks escaped the jeans! Which brings me to wonder when John Prescott's political correctness escaped him. The Standards and Privileges Committee have decided that Mr Prescott DID fail in his duty as an MP by not immediately declaring his stay at the ranch of United States billionaire, Philip Anschutz - a man bidding to open a super-casino at the London's Millennium Dome. The findings also said Prescott had effectively admitted breaking the Ministerial Code by accepting hospitality that "might reasonably have been thought likely" to influence his actions.Nonetheless for being found guilty, Downing Street (which has the sole responsibility for policing the rules) says it will not be taking any action, and it considers the matter closed. Mr Prescott says he has "fully accepted" the report's findings, yet immediately contradicts that by saying he still believes there is "no case to answer". And the Prime Minister's official spokesman tells us the problem has been resolved because the Deputy Prime Minister has now registered both the stay and the gifts! Yeah, like eleven months later, and then only after being caught out! If political injudiciousness can be put right that easily, then nobody is ever going to fall foul of the system and lose their job, are they? I wonder how many business people being hauled up in front of the tax man this week will wish they could declare something from that long ago as easily and escape justice?How does all this affect Blackpool's

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